1)SANTA NE APNI BIWI KO APNE DOST K SATHDEKHA AUR DOST KO GOLI MAAR DI.
SANTA KI BIWI BOLI: APKA YEHI BEHAVIOUR RAHA TO EK DIN AAP SAREY DOST KHO BETHOGE.
2)PATNI --KAASH MAIN NEWSPAPER HOTI DINBHAR TUMHARE HAATHON MAIN REHTI
SANTA---MERI BHI RAB SE YAHI DUA HAI ISI BAHANE HAR DIN NAYI YTO MILTI.
3)SANTA --AGAR TUMHE KUCH HO GAYA TO MEIN PAGAL HO JAAUNGA
BIWI-DOOSRI SHAADI TO NAHIN KAROGEY ? SANTA --PAGAL KA KYA HAI KUCH BHI KAR SAKTA HAI
4) SANTA KI BIWI--AGAR MAIN GHAR CHHODKAR CHALI GAYI TO TUM KYA KAROGI?
SANTA--NEWSPAPER MEIN ISHTAHAR CHHAPVA DUNGA 'JAHAN HO , KHUSH RAHO'
5)SANTA ON CYCLE HIT LADY ACCIDENTLY
LADY SAID 'BREAK NAHI MAR SAKTA THA KYA?
SANTA REPLIED'BREAK KA KYA HAI,POORI CYCLE TO MAR DI....
6) BANTA JOINS ARMY GIVEN AK 47 .HE IS PUZZLED & ASKS MAJOR SIR YEH BANDOOK KI NALI SAMNE RAKHU YA ULTA ?
MAJOR KISI BHI TARAF RAKHO , FAIDA DESG KA HI HOGA.
7)SANTA WAS SITTING IN A CRICKET GROUND
SECURITY GUARD 'CRICKET MATCH IS OVER , NOW , WHY R U STILL SITTING ? SANTA : OYE YAAR , I AM WAITING FOR HIGHLIGHTS.
8) SANTA LOST HIS CHEQUE BOOK . BANK MANAGER : BE CAREFUL ANY ONE CAN PUT YOUR SIGN...
SANTA : OYE, I 'M NOT A FOOL , I HAVE ALREADY SIGNED ALL CHEQUES.
9) 2 LOVERS (SANTA AND GIRLFRIEND) SANTA JUMPED FIRST , GIRL CLOSED HER EYES & RETURNED BACK SAYING LOVE IS BLIND. SANTA IN AIR OPENED HIS PARACHUTE SAYING LOVE NEVER DIES.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
SATYAM BECOMES MITHYAM--PWC KA KYA HOGA
SATYAM ---now is the epitome of mithyam-----PWC is in line of fire .
However i do feel that although moral responsibility lies with PWC --the individual responsibility may not be easy to prove both for partners or employees if they can prove that they carried out the audit process in A due AND dilligent manner ---this could have been averted if there was a on time real time audit ---every transaction being checked ---however audit firms do not do so --instead rely of samples ---except say for clients such as Tata steel or tata motors ---debtors being inflated ---no audit firm sends statement to each and every client ---so such a thing is pssible .
yes morally PWC is responsible but professionally they may escape .
However i do feel that although moral responsibility lies with PWC --the individual responsibility may not be easy to prove both for partners or employees if they can prove that they carried out the audit process in A due AND dilligent manner ---this could have been averted if there was a on time real time audit ---every transaction being checked ---however audit firms do not do so --instead rely of samples ---except say for clients such as Tata steel or tata motors ---debtors being inflated ---no audit firm sends statement to each and every client ---so such a thing is pssible .
yes morally PWC is responsible but professionally they may escape .
Friday, January 2, 2009
NEW YEAR AT TIMKEN --CAKE CUTTING CEREMONY
Hopefully the year will resemble the icing on top of the cake ---the official cake cutting at Timken Jamshedpur plant .
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