SANTA BANTA JOKES

1)SANTA NE APNI BIWI KO APNE DOST K SATHDEKHA AUR DOST KO GOLI MAAR DI.

SANTA KI BIWI BOLI: APKA YEHI BEHAVIOUR RAHA TO EK DIN AAP SAREY DOST KHO BETHOGE.

2)PATNI --KAASH MAIN NEWSPAPER HOTI DINBHAR TUMHARE HAATHON MAIN REHTI
SANTA---MERI BHI RAB SE YAHI DUA HAI ISI BAHANE HAR DIN NAYI YTO MILTI.

3)SANTA --AGAR TUMHE KUCH HO GAYA TO MEIN PAGAL HO JAAUNGA
BIWI-DOOSRI SHAADI TO NAHIN KAROGEY ? SANTA --PAGAL KA KYA HAI KUCH BHI KAR SAKTA HAI

4) SANTA KI BIWI--AGAR MAIN GHAR CHHODKAR CHALI GAYI TO TUM KYA KAROGI?
SANTA--NEWSPAPER MEIN ISHTAHAR CHHAPVA DUNGA 'JAHAN HO , KHUSH RAHO'

5)SANTA ON CYCLE HIT LADY ACCIDENTLY
LADY SAID 'BREAK NAHI MAR SAKTA THA KYA?
SANTA REPLIED'BREAK KA KYA HAI,POORI CYCLE TO MAR DI....

6) BANTA JOINS ARMY GIVEN AK 47 .HE IS PUZZLED & ASKS MAJOR SIR YEH BANDOOK KI NALI SAMNE RAKHU YA ULTA ?
MAJOR KISI BHI TARAF RAKHO , FAIDA DESG KA HI HOGA.

7)SANTA WAS SITTING IN A CRICKET GROUND
SECURITY GUARD 'CRICKET MATCH IS OVER , NOW , WHY R U STILL SITTING ? SANTA : OYE YAAR , I AM WAITING FOR HIGHLIGHTS.

8) SANTA LOST HIS CHEQUE BOOK . BANK MANAGER : BE CAREFUL ANY ONE CAN PUT YOUR SIGN...
SANTA : OYE, I 'M NOT A FOOL , I HAVE ALREADY SIGNED ALL CHEQUES.

9) 2 LOVERS (SANTA AND GIRLFRIEND) SANTA JUMPED FIRST , GIRL CLOSED HER EYES & RETURNED BACK SAYING LOVE IS BLIND. SANTA IN AIR OPENED HIS PARACHUTE SAYING LOVE NEVER DIES.