Saturday, January 31, 2009

SARAH PALIN ---WORLDS SEXIEST GRANDMOM in HISTORY OF MANKIND

The news that Palin is a grandmom came as a bloody surprise ---her 17 year old daughter becomes a mom ---hence her mom becomes a sexy grandmom ---SEXIEST in the history of mankind .

Just to think of it GA Ga over a grandmom .Must have broken many who adored her and now must be feeling embarassed including yours truly!!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

OBAMA --BAD FOR INDIA AND INDIANS

It seems that the worst fears of India and Indians is comming true .
His becomming the top man has made India and Indians scary.
It is now expected that BPO units in India will suffer due to non outsourcing to India to cater to the American market for job creation in the US .
Also is in line Indians in US who may be turned over to favour the Americans in job prospects .The H 1 B visa is in close scrutney .
The need of the hour is to have a strong LOBBY to work for and in favour of India and indians .
If Mr Obama gets going then its going to be a disaster for us ---Indians .

SANTA BANTA JOKES

1)SANTA NE APNI BIWI KO APNE DOST K SATHDEKHA AUR DOST KO GOLI MAAR DI.

SANTA KI BIWI BOLI: APKA YEHI BEHAVIOUR RAHA TO EK DIN AAP SAREY DOST KHO BETHOGE.

2)PATNI --KAASH MAIN NEWSPAPER HOTI DINBHAR TUMHARE HAATHON MAIN REHTI
SANTA---MERI BHI RAB SE YAHI DUA HAI ISI BAHANE HAR DIN NAYI YTO MILTI.

3)SANTA --AGAR TUMHE KUCH HO GAYA TO MEIN PAGAL HO JAAUNGA
BIWI-DOOSRI SHAADI TO NAHIN KAROGEY ? SANTA --PAGAL KA KYA HAI KUCH BHI KAR SAKTA HAI

4) SANTA KI BIWI--AGAR MAIN GHAR CHHODKAR CHALI GAYI TO TUM KYA KAROGI?
SANTA--NEWSPAPER MEIN ISHTAHAR CHHAPVA DUNGA 'JAHAN HO , KHUSH RAHO'

5)SANTA ON CYCLE HIT LADY ACCIDENTLY
LADY SAID 'BREAK NAHI MAR SAKTA THA KYA?
SANTA REPLIED'BREAK KA KYA HAI,POORI CYCLE TO MAR DI....

6) BANTA JOINS ARMY GIVEN AK 47 .HE IS PUZZLED & ASKS MAJOR SIR YEH BANDOOK KI NALI SAMNE RAKHU YA ULTA ?
MAJOR KISI BHI TARAF RAKHO , FAIDA DESG KA HI HOGA.

7)SANTA WAS SITTING IN A CRICKET GROUND
SECURITY GUARD 'CRICKET MATCH IS OVER , NOW , WHY R U STILL SITTING ? SANTA : OYE YAAR , I AM WAITING FOR HIGHLIGHTS.

8) SANTA LOST HIS CHEQUE BOOK . BANK MANAGER : BE CAREFUL ANY ONE CAN PUT YOUR SIGN...
SANTA : OYE, I 'M NOT A FOOL , I HAVE ALREADY SIGNED ALL CHEQUES.

9) 2 LOVERS (SANTA AND GIRLFRIEND) SANTA JUMPED FIRST , GIRL CLOSED HER EYES & RETURNED BACK SAYING LOVE IS BLIND. SANTA IN AIR OPENED HIS PARACHUTE SAYING LOVE NEVER DIES.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

SATYAM BECOMES MITHYAM--PWC KA KYA HOGA

SATYAM ---now is the epitome of mithyam-----PWC is in line of fire .
However i do feel that although moral responsibility lies with PWC --the individual responsibility may not be easy to prove both for partners or employees if they can prove that they carried out the audit process in A due AND dilligent manner ---this could have been averted if there was a on time real time audit ---every transaction being checked ---however audit firms do not do so --instead rely of samples ---except say for clients such as Tata steel or tata motors ---debtors being inflated ---no audit firm sends statement to each and every client ---so such a thing is pssible .

yes morally PWC is responsible but professionally they may escape .

Friday, January 2, 2009

NEW YEAR AT TIMKEN --CAKE CUTTING CEREMONY


Hopefully the year will resemble the icing on top of the cake ---the official cake cutting at Timken Jamshedpur plant .