STORY OF A HONEST HUSBAND.............

STORY OF A HONEST HUSBAND.............



The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
making love to a beautiful, young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing?

How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your
children! I'm leaving this house, I want divorce!"

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened. You can't say I'm dishonest."

"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from
you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"

The husband begins to tell his story . . .

"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so
defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed
that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned
that at she had not eaten for 3 days.

With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas
that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them."

"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave
her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can
no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the
blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I
don't have good taste."

"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that
you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the
boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore
again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story . . . . .

"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the
door.When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming
out of her eyes, she asks me:

"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"